Deebo's Gear — Survived the Nut Check

Section 01

Deebo Don’t Play

Containment equipment. Results may vary. Territory will expand either way.

Ruffwear Front Range Harness

“Control is a fantasy. This just slows me down on the way to the next yard.” — Deebo

Get the harness

Joytale Tactical Bungee Leash

“The bungee is for his shoulder. The mission is for me.” — Deebo

Get the leash

Tractive Smart GPS Tracker

“So staff can track the kingdom. I’m never lost. I’m expanding.” — Deebo

Track the king

Section 02

Tested with teeth. Only one made it. The rest are mulch.

Sole survivor Benebone Wishbone Chew

“They said indestructible. I said bet. Still here. Rare W for the humans.” — Deebo

Get the bone

Section 03

Road gear for dogs with places to claim.

Petloox Car Seat Hammock

“I don’t ride in the back. The back is temporary territory.” — Deebo

Get the hammock

Modoker Dog Travel Bag

“Pack my things. We leave at dawn. I’ve already marked the driveway.” — Deebo

Get the bag

Section 04

Food-adjacent gear that meets my standards. My standards are unhinged and correct.

Zuke’s Mini Naturals

“I’m not trained. I’m bribed. Training is for dogs who lost the argument.” — Deebo

Get the bribes

MateeyLife Slow Feeder Bowl

“They call it enrichment. I call it a hostage situation for kibble.” — Deebo

Get the bowl