the patches warn them
Deebo’s NutZ
Welcome to my yard. Everything living here has been claimed. Including the staff.
Voiced shorts, bad decisions, and a human who works for me full-time — all from a couch in Chicago.
If it moves, I claimed it.
Welcome to my yard. Everything living here has been claimed. Including the staff.
Voiced shorts, bad decisions, and a human who works for me full-time — all from a couch in Chicago.
If it moves, I claimed it.
Crime scene
Photo evidence of a dog who pees on the world and still gets treats. Staff took the pics. I did the damage.
the patches warn them
I walk point
only one of us is management
day one already sizing up what to pee on
territory expands either way
pees on the world · still gets treats
staff took the pics · I did the damage
trespassers will be marked
window shift · nothing gets past me
claimed this oak · no appeals
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